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Here we have a contribution from Mandragoran2, and I should point out that there are spoilers in this puppy, so back off if you haven't read Winter's Heart! TYLIN'S TOY by Mat Cauthon (To be sung to the tune of "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart) Wake up, Tylin, there's something I have to say to you. It's the Heart of Winter, and I really should stop playing your fool. I know I keep you amused, but I feel like I'm being used. Oh, Tylin, I couldn't have tried, any more. I was lured into your home, 'cause the dice wouldn't leave me alone. You stole my pride, and that's what really hurt. The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age. But that don't bother me as much as your knife, that's everything! I put on all your tight clothes, my daily freedom I needed to coax. Oh, Tylin, I couldn't have tried, any more. I was lured into your home, 'cause the dice wouldn't leave me alone. You hid my real clothes, that's a shame I can do without. All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you made me your pretty and mother what a pity, you wore me out. You tied me to your bed, And in the morning kicked me in the head. Oh, Tylin, I couldn't have tried, any more. I was lured into your home, 'cause the dice wouldn't leave me alone. You're sapping my will, I'd better leave you, or I'll cry. I suppose I could collect my friends and a couple of damane, Or sneak into their quarters and set the Sea Folk free. Then get back together with my Band, and see if I should go help Rand. Oh, Tylin, I wish I'd never seen your face. You made a bull-goose fool out of me, But I'm as tied as a Toy can be. I gotta go, but I'll miss you anyway. Tylin, I wish I'd never seen your face. I think I'm gonna leave you one of these days. Return to the main page! |
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