Even though I thought that crazed fan, Ravriem, had learned his lesson after the last exchange of e-mails, here he is again to protest what he believes to be a stunning lack of Faile content. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


From: Ravriem
To: stonedog@stonedog.org
Subject: Faile Content
Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 18:35:41


Mr. Stonedog,
As a frequent visitor of your site, even back before it become so tremendously popular, I believe I have a right to voice my opinions as to what could use improving. It is my sad duty to report that the 'Faile Content' in your WoT pages is abysmal. Have you no love or respect for that lady? Can you honestly say that her sweet disposition and breathtakingly good looks have not won you over?

I know that the page is your vision, your art, if you will...but I still must protest your seeming blindess to the wonders of her personality. You drone on and on about that 'Min' while missing the great spirit of the Falcon. Am I the only one that fully appreciates the devotion she shows to her husband? Do I stand alone in defending her jealous tantrums as a sign of love? Am I the only sane man in this world that understands that her value is beyond measure?

Please, rectify this situation as soon as possible. Provide in-depth analysis of her character. Post quotes about her and list pertinent chapters that deal with the Lady Bashere. I believe that many of the devoted visitors to your page are just as devoted to Faile, though they don't wish to admit it. Too much hostility and scorn has been shown to her for them to feel comfortable in expressing their adoration. Please Mr. Stonedog, do not let this outrage continue.

Signed,
An Anonymous Fan

P.S. Please disregard the 'From:' email address.